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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Just Forget it!

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is one thing you've learned from life?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Why do some guys treat girls so badly?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is rap* a crime?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives